The American Eater Wins Forever https://t.co/Fz7KrExUSE— MUGATU (@SuperMugatu) August 12, 2019
The Plan?— MUGATU (@SuperMugatu) August 13, 2019
We start a charity and buy the Olive Garden $500 unlimited pasta for life passes for homeless people. It’s a win win for everyone.
Then we short the stock of the parent $DRI as the brand becomes synonymous with homeless people and Americans reject it.
Target #1: pic.twitter.com/3ZDMgb0QEC
CEO of Olive Garden: the average customer eats 5 breadsticks with a standard deviation of 2, which means–— Senior OLS Engineer (@nihilistspicer) January 2, 2019
Nassim Taleb: *crashes through the window* YOU IMBECILE. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS FORM A LEVY STABLE DISTRIBUTION WITH A FAT TAIL. THE VARIANCE IS INFINITE AND IMMEASURABLE.